stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

(Source: stability, via unlaze)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via unlaze)

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

(via hellians)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via lord-lindsey)

chatterboxrose:

tumblr can go from porn and fandom to serious political talk in about .5 seconds and it’s actually pretty amazing

(via unlaze)